double meaning, pickup lines

Hi friends today I m gonna share double meaning dirty and funny pickup lines which guys used to impress girls but fail. Guys think that these kind of cheap comments work but that isn’t true. 
Guys you must think before using these.

Sometimes these worked but only the funny one not the cheap ones. so better choose your pickup lines wisely and try to hit with that lets see what you got a kick in the ass or a kiss  hahahaha.

I am a girl thats the reason I am talking on girl’s behalf and I know these double meaning pickup lines never gonna work. But you can try the funny pickup lines may be you make a girl smile and may be she got impressed. So choose pickup lines and try your luck.

Double meaning Pickup Lines 

“Baby did you fart, because you blow me away!”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“The word of the day is ‘legs’
Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”

“If I flip coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?”

“Your left leg is easter, and your right leg is Christmas,
I want to meet you in between the holidays.”

“There are 206 bones in your body. Shall I add another?”

“If you were a baker, I’d fill your buns with cream.”

“Hey baby I got the F, C and K now all I need is U!”

“If it’s true we are what we eat
I could be you by morning.”


“Do you live on a chicken farm
because you know how to raise cock?”

“Hey do you have a mirror in your pants
because I can see me in there.”

“Are your pants on discount?
Cause if you were at my house they’d be 100% off.”

Funny Pick Up lines

“Am I dead, angel? Cause this must be heaven!”

“Are you lost my lady? Because heaven is a long way from here.”

“Are you OK? Because heaven is a long fall from here.”

“You don’t need car keys, to drive me crazy.”

“(When she is leaving)
Hey aren’t you forgetting something?
She: What?
You: Me!”

“Baby, somebody better call god, because he’s missing an angel!”

“Can I borrow a quarter?
She: for what?
You: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Or I want to call your mother and thank her.”

“Did it hurt, when you fell out of heaven?”

“Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!!”

“Hello, I’m thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“How was heaven when you left it?”

“I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!”

“Hey girl, did you get those pants on sale?
Because there are 100% off at my place.”

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