Famous Beard quotes and sayings.
Now days everywhere there is beard, beard and beard. Beard is in full trend. Even I love beard too. So I decide to make a best collection of beard quotes and sayings.
In my opinion Man without beard is not a men. Man without beard deserve no honor.
Here is the best collection of Beard quotes and sayings
“With great Beard comes great responsibility!”
“I don’t have many hobbies, but my beard collects bras. :P”
“A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because
a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.”
“You call it facial hair, I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.”
“The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.”
“Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.”
“I don’t work out much But my beard lifts skirts.”
“Our character tells the world you are a real man.
Your beard is mostly the exclamation point.”
“Grow what your father gave you.”
“Any man can start a beard.
A true man never finishes one.”
“If your dad doesn’t have a beard,
you’ve got two Mums.”
“The beard tells the world that you spend more time
in Morning Prayer than morning primping.”
“A man without beard is like lion without mane.”
“He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither.”
“To be happy is to have a beard.”
“It’s not a beard, I’ve trained to sit very still. “
“Grow a beard. Then we’ll talk.”
“A beard is a gift you give your face.”
“I’m Sorry; I can’t hear you over my awesome beard.”
“Shave off your beard and wear a dress
you would be a great female impersonator.” – Simon Cowell
“Some fathers teach their sons to shave
others teach them to be men.”
“The beard isn’t novel, it’s natural. But your continued efforts to maintain
a boyish look by shaving your face, is truly a peculiar habit.”
“When a bearded man is around I can’t keep Calm.”
“The beard signifies the courageous. The beard distinguishes
the grown men. The earnest. The active. The vigorous.”
“Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic.
You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.” –Minnie Pearl
“Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time.”
“What are you so defensive? I’m not saying your clean shaven face makes
you less of a man. You just look like less of a man.”
“Sometimes I think about shaving,
but then I think, ‘NAH. I like my legs the way they are’.”
“There’s a name for people without beards… WOMEN!”