Inspirational-Quotes, funny quotes, quotes on life

Here is best collection of funny inspirational quotes. I know you gonna like it. Find one or more best quote which suits to your life or situation.

“If Child Labour is a Crime….. Then why teacher gives Homework??”

“Ignore the people talking behind your back. That’s where they belong,
just behind you, and making you famous.”

“If you’re not using your smile, you’re a man with a
million dollars in the bank and no checkbook.”

“If ‘PLAN A’ didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.”

“All my life I thought air was free…. Until I bought a bag of chips.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I forget I only exist when you need something.”

“You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.”

“I’m beautiful in my own way because God makes no mistakes.”

“Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment.
Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.”

“Stop waiting for things to happen. Go out and make them happen.”


“If you are brave enough to say ‘goodbye’, life will reward you with new ‘hello’.”

“I do not exist to impress the world.
I exist to live my life in a way that will make me HAPPY.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…. Alone.”

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”

“You will never reach your destination if you stop
and throw stones at every dog that barks.”

“Never judge someone by the opinion of another.”

“Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out…”

“Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.”

“I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
Hey do you have bathroom? Not at all, we shit in the yard.”

“It’s funny how when I am loud, people tell me to be quiet,
but when I am quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.”

“If you don’t like my rules, then don’t play my game.”

“Follow you heart but take your brain with you.”

“if someone offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are really expensive”

“Early to rise and early to bed makes one healthy but socially dead.”

“Why give second chances when there are people waiting for their first?”

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