I hate Monday Quotes, Funny Monday Quotes, Monday hates

Its very normal thing that you hate Monday. Even i hate Monday too. Everyone wants everyday to be a Sunday. So here is the best collection of Funny Monday and Monday hate quotes which express your feeling when Monday comes.

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation,
subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”

“Why Monday so far from Friday But Friday so close to Monday?”

“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday,
26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.”

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”


“They should make Mondays illegal.”

“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than
spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code. ”

“I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday,
but really, I’ve killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.”

“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.”

“Monday is the root of all evil.”

“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend…”

“I hate Monday because Monday hates me.”

“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”

“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear…’
Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

“I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days [each].”

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