Here are 25 that awkward moment quotes. Awkward moments that happen mostly with all of us. I know some people don’t agree. But I am sure, in below 25 funny awkward moments you gonna find one that happened with you.
“When you say “Don’t look” everyone look, but if you say “Look” no one looks!”
“That awkward moment when you wait for a text but
then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply.”
“During math test: My answer:28 Answers choices: 17,19,26,36.
ME: ‘Well 26 is closer to 28 so that must be the answer.’”
“I hate when I’m singing a song and someone corrects me…
I’m like ‘Bitch, what if I was free styling.’”
“If you love someone who doesn’t love you,
it means you are waiting for a ship at the airport.”
“I hate when people say ‘NICE TO MEET YOU’ before I’ve even said anything
how do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m an A**hole.”
“In Bed, its 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes its 7:45.
At work, its 1:30 close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31.”
“I hate when people see me at the super market & they are like:
‘Hey what are you doing here?’
And I’m just like:
‘Oh you know hunting elephants.’”
“I hate that moment when you enter the wrong classroom
and everyone’s looking at you like a freak.”
“That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you stand there like (-_-)”
“Whenever you feel sad, just remember that someone in this world
there’s an idiot pulling a door that says ‘PUSH’.”
“The happiest moment in a woman’s life is spotting
another woman who is fatter than she is.”
“I find it awkward to eat a banana in public.”
“Husband makes a
mistake, wife shouts,
husband says Sorry.
Wife makes a mistake, husband shouts, wife cries, husband says sorry.”
“Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much
that they invite the police to listen.”
“I was so drunk last night at the bar, when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, I won the dance competition.”
“My ex updated her status to,” Standing on the edge of a cliff.” So I poked her.”
“Dear ex – when we were together, you always said you’d die for me. now that we’ve broke up, i think it’s time you kept your promise.”
“Have you ever changed a whole text message just
because you didn’t know how to spell one word?”
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”
“When you walk into a spider web, you automatically know karate.”
“Sometimes. I’m afraid to be happy because every time I’m happy,
something goes wrong, and hurts me.”
“That awkward moment when you accidentally answer a call you meant to ignore.”
“The awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing,
and you’re the only one who still thinks that it’s hilarious.”
“That’s awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.”
